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[3 hours ago]
Then why are you on Reddit? ^/s
[4 hours ago]
Looks good. How long have you been on this weight gain diet?
[5 hours ago]
That's enough internet for today
[6 hours ago]
Lock a tiger in your bathroom?
[7 hours ago]
**Hello there**
[8 hours ago]
LMAO - the struggle was all too real!!!!
[9 hours ago]
History of Labor and Work 201 tonight
[10 hours ago]
well you're clearly not getting any use out of them as is, might not be the worst thing to get a reset.
[11 hours ago]
Mike
[12 hours ago]
They canceled the MRI.
[13 hours ago]
that sure is some internet tomfoolery there
[14 hours ago]
What's with the romanticization of a profession that is prone to abuse?
[15 hours ago]
K, I’m after that Furious quad missile launcher. Ign is the same as this :)
[16 hours ago]
With backup plan, it can get 2nor 3 really fast kills and get rampage up and it hits hard.
[17 hours ago]
Lol why would someone downvote that?
[18 hours ago]
A great example of what age does to your metabolic rate...
[19 hours ago]
Mmmm, I bet Jeff Bezos steaks taste pretty good. Eat the rich!
[20 hours ago]
[21 hours ago]
What about QA in Canadian Weed Shops?
[22 hours ago]
Nah, where I live the stereotype is you’re all pastors
[23 hours ago]
lol, I read your comment just after writing mine. Coincidence!
[24 hours ago]
We live in Hurlford, have you shared on Facebook?
[1 day ago]
Do you like toast
[1 day ago]
Дай тебе бог здоровья и по меньше пускать слёзки на работе)))
[1 day ago]
I don’t know why I just picture a little kid shaking that
[1 day ago]
1. I love his posts 😍 2. I love how dogs in jammies is a thing 😻 3. I love that you gave credit 😻
[1 day ago]
Thank you FAPY LBDFA for making this
[1 day ago]
I don’t think the guy has even run a spool through it, not brand new and he says its problem free.
[1 day ago]
That's a good thing to be blamed for! Lol
[1 day ago]
How do you get the apps on LS
[1 day ago]
Compulsive diary keeping?
[1 day ago]
Thanks
[1 day ago]
Demar choking when they put a defensive scrub on him??? Hmmm...
[1 day ago]
Honestly out of 1-4 part 4 is my favorite so far, mainly because it’s the closest we’ll get to a SoL JoJo.
[2 days ago]
RINNEEEEEEE. RINEEEEEE. RINNEEE.
[2 days ago]
"Very fine people. I can't believe he said that about the Nazis. Now, the segregationists on the other hand..."
[2 days ago]
Mista Whirlwhy
[2 days ago]
Have you tried playing with a metronome or even recording yourself?
[2 days ago]
r/subsithoughtifellfor
[2 days ago]
"I broke your toilet."
[2 days ago]
Pumped up kicks
[2 days ago]
Wanna hang out and make some ice soap and 3am chili?
[2 days ago]
They took a while to break in for me but once they did they felt great. But to each their own
[2 days ago]
We need a modern update, Though shault not use speakerphone in public areas
[2 days ago]
If you hate this game then simply find something in your life that will give you enjoyment & move on from here.
[2 days ago]
idk try it
[2 days ago]
И Вам, с уважением, нахуй!
[2 days ago]
Do you not know who Hugh Laurie is?
[2 days ago]
I’m a dad, will I get backpay since I’ve been doing this for free?
[2 days ago]
This was back in 2001-05. At the Kroger and Walmart for sure.
[2 days ago]
damn i thought he was making a clown world meme this'll do
[2 days ago]
Hook me up with 7 :) pleaseeee
[2 days ago]
some combats or less sleek sidezips. some solovair derby boots would be cool
[2 days ago]
And some teams win when no one sees it coming just from brilliant moments and pragmatic, efficient play.
[2 days ago]
Fuck!!!
[2 days ago]
This idiot was going like 20mph
[2 days ago]
That's Huawei ya nonce
[2 days ago]
Can I get a like?
[3 days ago]
Freshman in college I hope
[3 days ago]
Alhamdulillah!
[3 days ago]
No cake today! Had a steak instead. Thanks neighbor!
[3 days ago]
\>got to boot camp \> learn military tactics & get fit \>gtfo another insurgent in the War on Christmas, ready for action
[3 days ago]
https://t.co/ru9YQVPrXo тут можно еще крутые метки ставить. Я тебя записал в список натуралов, но только карандашиком!
[3 days ago]
But now wools will forever remember leprechaun-sensei's technique of DROP YOUR SHIELD.
[3 days ago]
What does pink roots mean?
[3 days ago]
Hard to say. He wasn't wearing shoes.
[3 days ago]
Well, my mind is blown.
[3 days ago]
Nope. She screwed up their timeline.
[3 days ago]
OP, send them a picture of a baby that is clearly a different race from you and your wife. Or the baby from American sniper.
[3 days ago]
Ikr
[3 days ago]
Sweet but intense. Nailed it!
[3 days ago]
Removed. Rule 2. Address the argument; not the user, the sub, or the mods.
[3 days ago]
just put your name curryshit and then its perfect lmao
[3 days ago]
@king350z 🙌 getting my car back from paint in a week
[3 days ago]
This comment makes me want to rewatch Six feet under
[3 days ago]
Oh, come on, hook a brotha up. Though in a much more serious tone, do they bitch about Chik-fil-A? Can't stand that
[3 days ago]
Ok man just saying
[3 days ago]
He said that into the camera. It was like the worst kind of foreshadowing.
[3 days ago]
A fallen soldier
[3 days ago]
Suppose he's playing herald of agony. Items w dmg are irrelevant
[3 days ago]
I’m pretty sure it’s one of the custom hats the flames had designed for the playoffs
[3 days ago]
Salt is a way of life in this conteests.
[4 days ago]
Their tds outweighs their religion.
[4 days ago]
soo ... 65C for 3 years?
[4 days ago]
E = xqc^2
[4 days ago]
\`\`looks at Shrek\`\` Is there something we should know?
[4 days ago]
Ah yes, I see now broooother, your pants are drenched in water from the SHOWER.
[4 days ago]
Protect offset at all costs
[4 days ago]
Calling it now, 42-14, Eagles win.
[4 days ago]
I need to know how you ended up my dude... this was the best thing I’ve read in a while, you are a true hero
[4 days ago]
Then what is it?
[4 days ago]
The only thing that's unnatural here is homophobia.
[4 days ago]
Have also tried this. Still a bit touch and go though :(
[4 days ago]
!invest 100%
[4 days ago]
Halo. Reach. Around? ​ Is that what I just read?
[4 days ago]
For the same reason he knows what your virgin daughter felt like...
[4 days ago]
In Hardhome episode WW walk into the building and fire died out.
[4 days ago]
well the game's pretty dead he makes way more money doing whatever he does now
[4 days ago]
Damn it.
[4 days ago]
Lucina's grab range too short? NERF ZELDA
[4 days ago]
Very similar to my experience, just wanted to make sure I wasn't leaving money on the table. Thank you for the response.
[4 days ago]
Good point! I’ve got a couple pairs at home but I always forget to take them with me lol
[4 days ago]
haha funny sarcastic man says funny thing
[4 days ago]
Passive Healthy Wildlife. It sets most wildlife in Morrowind to passive, provided their not blighted or diseased.
[4 days ago]
It also required the stores to apply to be a mcq store. So if no one else applied...
[4 days ago]
God damn this post is too real.
[5 days ago]
Run 547
[5 days ago]
Agora com as fintech quero ver pra onde vai. Cheio de banco digital ai sem tarifa, até com TED e saque ilimitado e gratuito.
[5 days ago]
Yeah that's a borderline skeleton.
[5 days ago]
LOL
[5 days ago]
KC had Elway to contend with in KC too. It was heartbreaking.
[5 days ago]
Gotcha, thanks my guy.
[5 days ago]
Yea, supposedly. In reality it's because were being exploited by a captured industry.
[5 days ago]
fresh lulu
[5 days ago]
화이트하임 for me. In fact I love anything in white chocolate.
[5 days ago]
Yeah it doesnt matter well just *sneaker* these puns past you
[5 days ago]
Me too...syncing issues in general since summer.
[5 days ago]
Sync is the best imo and for a small fee you can get rid of ads.
[5 days ago]
Do you have a variac to slowely bring the power up to test the power supply?
[5 days ago]
...yeah, I'm failing to work out the logistics of this one. lol.
[5 days ago]
Hasty
[5 days ago]
you find a price on the grips?
[5 days ago]
8:2 chugga:choo is my perferred ratio
[5 days ago]
Ill give you 2k for the bottom one
[5 days ago]
Endgame is over 3 hours long. Fuck
[5 days ago]
Nah, you just need to play it at 14 mana with Dovin's Veto in hand.
[5 days ago]
This doesn't make sense when you're controlling single player, but I get your train of thought
[5 days ago]
i really wanted another aj vs finn match too
[5 days ago]
Man I miss my bike. I really need to buy another one this year.
[5 days ago]
The problem is it’s gotten to a point where people are just trying to be contrarians now.
[6 days ago]
[6 days ago]
hahaha I wouldn't go so far as to use a fantasia for a picture.
[6 days ago]
Why does it matter to you?
[6 days ago]
Dick got caught in it, instructions unclear
[6 days ago]
Astralis wins Blast: the game is rigged Astralis loses Blast: the game is rigged
[6 days ago]
“Restored” Ecce Homo always brings a smile to my face.
[6 days ago]
last time i cracked it i was at 11m....thought it would break my phone. next time will be over 80m lol
[6 days ago]
Remember that CU was pushed hard by Conservatives. You idiots poisoned your own well with that one.
[6 days ago]
I would say sacred light or maybe wicked armor
[6 days ago]
Thats why I’m so fat
[6 days ago]
So I wouldn't have decked her like this dude, but she was standing unreasonably close to him....
[6 days ago]
Someone at Apple thought it might be a good idea to ditch the old watch app and only rely on Siri. That's why.
[6 days ago]
Why is this a trailer and not an ad?
[6 days ago]
How many miles did you drigebis what really matters! Also how many hours?
[6 days ago]
Buyouts come at premium above current traded value so your 25b price tag is way off.
[6 days ago]
...? Why so stereotypical?
[6 days ago]
Hope I’m not beating a dead horse with these geographical hints: Utah
[6 days ago]
Hey, thats my name! I don't have a tail! That's mean!
[6 days ago]
I must have missed that one! Was that on one of her podcast episodes?
[6 days ago]
Does not work for me on ps4 at least it says lobo bundle is installed as dlc but ingame theyre locked
[6 days ago]
Paper clip
[6 days ago]
Would you say English is much more malleable and able to coopt non-English words than other languages? Why or why not?
[6 days ago]
F
[6 days ago]
Could you elaborate on the deserving part?
[7 days ago]
Less than a week
[7 days ago]
let the giraffe go!! T-T
[7 days ago]
That’s awesome. So simple and effective.
[7 days ago]
They could have put just a little more effort into building it.
[7 days ago]
Finished already?
[7 days ago]
That little face(,:💕
[7 days ago]
>And the worst part is the inexplicable sense of insecurity left when I break eye contact! You got beat by a kid, bucko! Haha
[7 days ago]
You should tag this one as NSFW 😫💯
[7 days ago]
pm
[7 days ago]
Thanks mate, I also hope some tracks of the 2017 winter session like 'Gotta Stand Up' or 'Stepping Stone' arent ruled out.
[7 days ago]
Bad bot
[7 days ago]
Seems like a better feature than a diamond chest gift that is not updated.
[7 days ago]
Already on my playlist!
[7 days ago]
you could just read the rules too but who cares amirite
[7 days ago]
Oh, it's that time of the year again!
[7 days ago]
I do not want that service.
[7 days ago]
Alright, Viserys, better calm down before someone drops a pot of molten metal on you
[7 days ago]
Exploiting gambling adictions is evil. This is why gambling is heavily restricted everywhere.
[7 days ago]
Yes
[7 days ago]
I think he has some self confidence issues he is working through no doubt. It’s sad because an incredibly talented artist!
[7 days ago]
I can try to work on it. No promises tho. I have all of the stems.
[7 days ago]
Either hold C on startup or hold option to boot from it in the boot picker.
[7 days ago]
I always read the alt right guy in these comics in Jason Mantzoukis's voice (I think I spelled it right?)
[7 days ago]
Thanks fam 😎
[8 days ago]
Sinanju?
[8 days ago]
[8 days ago]
Use Ur feet while pretending your a crab, they'll never know.
[8 days ago]
I thought you were just a troll till i saw youre a frequent poster of MGTOW. Now I just feel sorry you :\
[8 days ago]
A) That's in the primary because B) Iowa is the first caucus and New Hampshire is the first election in the primary
[8 days ago]
Find the owner and tell them to make is a awsome water slide
[8 days ago]
Would love an invite please.
[8 days ago]
Sometimes yeah but rarely, i love it when i dream i have superpowers ...
[8 days ago]
don't let your dreams be dreams.
[8 days ago]
Ah, jail. I will go back to my White-Heart XL, sorry Blanc.
[8 days ago]
I thought being unkind to others was cool. I was a dick and boy was I wrong.
[8 days ago]
It’s fucking lit
[8 days ago]
It is not picky about the rounds it fires, I cant tell you that on experience my friend.
[8 days ago]
That Suarez volley from the corner.... If only it went in
[8 days ago]
!invest 20%
[8 days ago]
Make your bed
[8 days ago]
Atta be!!!!
[8 days ago]
Looks great, but I’m waiting for the Aqua Terra Ventus model...I hope someone gets my lame joke.
[8 days ago]
giving him the aldo treatment jesus
[8 days ago]
well damn, thats a hardcore pantera fan. Nice!
[8 days ago]
A Skywalker who has a lot in common with his pappy...
[8 days ago]
jajajajajjajja
[8 days ago]
Put honey, heart lanterns, and campfires (heart statues work to) every so often so you can stay healed
[8 days ago]
No. It's not the shape that matters, it's the amount of dispaced water. You'd need MASSIVE shoes.
[9 days ago]
Well, I think you guys have the advantage this draft! Good luck
[9 days ago]
Maybe something more substantial, like a cheese toastie.
[9 days ago]
F
[9 days ago]
I got to hear this story. What happened?
[9 days ago]
Underrated answer right here
[9 days ago]
Happy to Follow back https://t.co/jFafNDkNro
[9 days ago]
Dudes with 90s TV dad hair
[9 days ago]
I would also say Return of the Jedi is better than the first one. That is just like my opinion man.
[9 days ago]
Folks came into town for bday weekend. Been here like 8 years and never had Lexington bbq so doing that then top golf.
[9 days ago]
How that smile evaporates is in direct correlation to its proximity to the ground.
[9 days ago]
You can’t go out and wake up while the choke is still happening
[9 days ago]
Had consensual sex with someone but lied about wearing a condom. “Rapeyness”
[9 days ago]
Is square 1 parity on both layers still parity?
[9 days ago]
Let's nobody ever tell anyone anything like this out of fear of awkwardness and just feel uncomfortable forever, society
[9 days ago]
Why not wait and take the severance money?
[9 days ago]
Respectfully: Ew.
[9 days ago]
NTA. Too many red flags here girl. Trust your gut.
[9 days ago]
That’s what Zo would say
[9 days ago]
Scares the shit out of me too.
[9 days ago]
I once had to reassure a girl that she wouldn't get pregnant by giving a blow job.
[9 days ago]
It is scary that we will have people voting soon that weren't even alive during 9/11. I have big fears for the future.
[9 days ago]
Hmm. Thanks I'll look into it.
[9 days ago]
Left them loaded again... kill me
[9 days ago]
Who said anything about hardcore challenge? This guy is brand new hahaha
[10 days ago]
What opposite?
[10 days ago]
Nature Boy Buddy Landel
[10 days ago]
Zoolander was before this sub's time
[10 days ago]
Dont sneeze!
[10 days ago]
Is that the one where Joker and Mysterio were herding livestock?
[10 days ago]
mussoorie it sounds like misery there was a popular tweet that said “end my missouri” ow butchering it hurts
[10 days ago]
I thought it said ‘bald bitches’
[10 days ago]
OwO
[10 days ago]
Definitely worth the experience!
[10 days ago]
Flats guy checking in.
[10 days ago]
And even that excludes application startup times, reboots and updates
[10 days ago]
Yeh Aadhar card wala look hai, banda samaj gaya hai, wohi look aadi hai, wohi anth.
[10 days ago]
Oof, that's expensive.
[10 days ago]
There's something about his face that makes me want to squash him with my bare hand and stomp on him just to make sure.
[10 days ago]
That's why I solo it. Too much people without a brain joining the room, making the issue uncertain.
[10 days ago]
Then stopping making this shit up in your head and you'll be less angry.
[10 days ago]
pop
[10 days ago]
Sounds like Contra maybe?
[10 days ago]
This, but unironically.
[10 days ago]
Proper right lad
[10 days ago]
Somos mas fanseses de yuya
[10 days ago]
Lol the NHS don't do shit like that, it was fucking scumbags ATOS Healthcare. Appeal appeal appeal!!!!
[10 days ago]
Goodbye
[10 days ago]
Left 4 Dead 2
[11 days ago]
Just straight across? Do the ends of the leaves turn all brown after doing that?
[11 days ago]
I feel you man. Self facial (with cum) is one of my favorite genres. Not into piss at all though
[11 days ago]
My sympathies. Here's hoping you can mitigate or replace it!
[11 days ago]
I’m seeing ads that it’s only $15/m
[11 days ago]
The minimum possible investment is 5,223 MemeCoins (1% of your balance) or 100 memecoins, whatever is higher.
[11 days ago]
ROUGE!