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[12 days ago]
So here's a genuine concern: for the whole last week, I've had a cold (its definitely not covid - there haven't been any confirmed cases in the Hunter Region at all) . If I can catch a cold so easily during a time where we are all supposedly being prec...
[3 weeks ago]
This is a sad day. My most viewed picture on Google maps is no longer milk...its now a cereal box
[3 weeks ago]
In america: riots

Down under: vaccines

Conclusion: America needs to be flipped upside down like us
[3 weeks ago]
Morning y'all!
[3 weeks ago]
@dilbert (#<bbmheza https://twtxt.net/search?tag=bbmheza>) but did they say that I'd say this?
[3 weeks ago]
@stats (#<lkq65sq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=lkq65sq>) who'll be the 300th user?
[3 weeks ago]
@ionores (#<jkeykwq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=jkeykwq>) and now that it's a few days dry, it doesnt come off easily!
[3 weeks ago]
I accidentally left paper in the pocket of one of my pair of shorts while washing my clothes and now it's all through my laundry
[3 weeks ago]
@lyse @prologic (#<qbgazsq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=qbgazsq>) I wasn't directly asked, but what kind of experiment?
[3 weeks ago]
@prologic (#<qbgazsq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=qbgazsq>) yes...i don't use any of those in daily life (unless you count YouTube as Google.) I use ddg for searches, vivaldi/outlook for mail and apps like 7+...
[4 weeks ago]
@prologic (#<z7kkfka https://twtxt.net/search?tag=z7kkfka>) very light sprinkles. Which is less compared to all this week.
[4 weeks ago]
(#<z7kkfka https://twtxt.net/search?tag=z7kkfka>) I'm not saying it's bad, and I'm not saying it's good. I'm just saying that there was rain outside.
[4 weeks ago]
Rain.

Just thought I'd let you know we had a small bit of rain just now.

Carry on with your day/night.
[4 weeks ago]
@prologic (#<diz4zhq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=diz4zhq>) https://www.oppo.com/au/accessory-oppo-watch-convenience/

It also supports Kotlin (which iirc transpiles to Java). Its pretty much android for wris...
[4 weeks ago]
@razetime (#<diz4zhq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=diz4zhq>) OPPO is cool and I use android. Also I didn't want Samsungs watch os because if I want to make apps for it, I'd have to learn a new language. But OP...
[4 weeks ago]
@prologic (#<diz4zhq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=diz4zhq>) my Christmas was interesting to say the least
[4 weeks ago]
@prologic (#<diz4zhq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=diz4zhq>) it's good that there is a whole bunch of activity happening!
[4 weeks ago]
Y'all be really active it seems. My RSS feed reader keeps giving me messages. My OPPO watch keeps vibrating every now and again with new activity lol.
[1.5 months ago]
@xuu @adi @prologic (#<raylsra https://twtxt.net/search?tag=raylsra>) I'm more noticing the inline reply box
[1.5 months ago]
I find it fitting that Tim-Brooke Taylor won his last ever game of Mornington Crescent. #<isihac https://twtxt.net/search?tag=isihac>
[1.6 months ago]
@prologic seeing as how I don't know Go or web tech, how could I contribute to twtxt?
[1.6 months ago]
@prologic (#<cn3kxka https://twtxt.net/search?tag=cn3kxka>) also, some people might make accounts with the intention of using twtxt as a way of communication but then go on hiatus for different reasons. They ...
[1.6 months ago]
@prologic (#<cn3kxka https://twtxt.net/search?tag=cn3kxka>) that bracket should have been a question mark
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@prologic (#<cn3kxka https://twtxt.net/search?tag=cn3kxka>) base64 compress inactive twtxt files)
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@prologic (#<cn3kxka https://twtxt.net/search?tag=cn3kxka>) I thought the whole point of decentralisation was that there wasn't one single entity controlling things like accounts.
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@prologic (#<inoxwhq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=inoxwhq>) and all this time here's me thinking blind archery meant putting a blindfold on.
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@prologic (#<cn3kxka https://twtxt.net/search?tag=cn3kxka>) why? Wouldn't that go against the idea of decentralisation?
[1.6 months ago]
@prologic (#<pdlvy3q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=pdlvy3q>) but seriously. How do people write custom timestamps on twtxt or goryon? Or are they using a custom client? I actually honestly don't know, and I'm ...
[1.6 months ago]
@prologic (#<pdlvy3q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=pdlvy3q>) I'm not. I seriously want to know how
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@prologic (#<pdlvy3q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=pdlvy3q>) but how do they control when they write?
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@mckinley @prologic (#<kxlxpna https://twtxt.net/search?tag=kxlxpna>) _how_ do you write in the future?
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@prologic (#<jgdx2na https://twtxt.net/search?tag=jgdx2na>) that's the thing. I'm starting university next year so I'm on break rn
[1.6 months ago]
That moment when you have to use chalk to help figure out the solution to #<AdventOfCode https://twtxt.net/search?tag=AdventOfCode>
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Whoa what happened with @admin?
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@slashdot @prologic (#<4yiheca https://twtxt.net/search?tag=4yiheca>) well lucky for me i know a place where I won't ever see ads in my timeline! Honestly, twtxt is _way cooler_ than twitter
[1.6 months ago]
@prologic @razetime (#<shqiaxa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=shqiaxa>) well I have to wait ~2 weeks for it to grow back and then I have to wait for a cool enough day...
[1.7 months ago]
@prologic (#<shqiaxa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=shqiaxa>) that should have said "mow"
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@prologic (#<shqiaxa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=shqiaxa>) I'll try next time. The problem was that the grass didn't show the letters well. I only did the F and realised the rest was futile
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@prologic (#<shqiaxa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=shqiaxa>) no it didn't work
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@prologic (#<shqiaxa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=shqiaxa>) rather unremarkable. Probably the most exciting thing I did was attempt to now the word "frick" onto my lawn.
[1.7 months ago]
Don't worry, I didn't forget to post a twt today
[1.7 months ago]
The following information is irrelevant to everyone in this world except me: I'm going to bed now.
[1.7 months ago]
@prologic (#<dnxu7ba https://twtxt.net/search?tag=dnxu7ba>) I wonder if they would have been so complacent if the panic of COVID was still active.
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@prologic (#<dnxu7ba https://twtxt.net/search?tag=dnxu7ba>) 🤔

Well it ain't me that's for sure. How do I know? Because I'm not even in Queensland!!! 🤣🤣🤣
[1.7 months ago]
@prologic (#<64ytpba https://twtxt.net/search?tag=64ytpba>) yeah pretty much. I mean 20 minutes was spent on #<AdventOfCode https://twtxt.net/search?tag=AdventOfCode> lol
[1.7 months ago]
@adi @prologic (#<uqzcwxa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=uqzcwxa>) you mean 5000 people might view this sentence in a day? 


WOO! I'M INTERNET FAMOUS THANKS TO TWTXT.NET!...
[1.7 months ago]
@prologic (#<uqzcwxa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=uqzcwxa>) oh yeah I remember now. There was a really big storm on the night of the 16th.
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@prologic (#<uqzcwxa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=uqzcwxa>) what happened on the 17th of November?
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@prologic (#<uqzcwxa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=uqzcwxa>) okay now this is epic 👌👏👏🙌🙌
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@prologic (#<vmgbjcq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=vmgbjcq>) hehe just split the string
[1.7 months ago]
@xandkar @prologic (#<zsopjea https://twtxt.net/search?tag=zsopjea>) this is probably a bit late, but here's an accurate description of how the private leaderboard scores points: "[Local Score], which awards ...
[1.7 months ago]
@prologic @xandkar (#<zsopjea https://twtxt.net/search?tag=zsopjea>) it has the same point scoring rules as the global leaderboard: the first person in the local group to solve the days challenge gets the mos...
[1.7 months ago]
@prologic (#<32awjha https://twtxt.net/search?tag=32awjha>) twtxt for kids does sound like a good idea (and yes, I was able to figure out where you meant parent[s]...i just thought it was a funny thing to poi...
[1.7 months ago]
@prologic (#<32awjha https://twtxt.net/search?tag=32awjha>) "and our target market are children (like my wife and i) with children that would not allow their children to use social media at all.". Since when ...
[1.7 months ago]
@adi (#<32awjha https://twtxt.net/search?tag=32awjha>) a lot of messages from twt_txt on my rss reader
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That's a lot of following going on overnight
[1.8 months ago]
@prologic (#<6s5xgla https://twtxt.net/search?tag=6s5xgla>) did you notice it was considerably easier than the last two days? I got 193/777 today
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@prologic (#<fawlu6q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=fawlu6q>) it should output `980`
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@prologic (#<fawlu6q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=fawlu6q>) try it with [this](https://gist.github.com/Lyxal/5f388995532199da39e1f48b896f0431) input list and tell me what it outputs.
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@prologic (#<fawlu6q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=fawlu6q>) don't worry. I completely missed it and only figured it out after it was pointed out by some other code golfers
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@prologic (#<fawlu6q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=fawlu6q>) the whole entire "leave only the top halve" part is a little misleading/a complicated way
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@prologic (#<fawlu6q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=fawlu6q>) RRR gives row seven. Sub R with 1 and you have 111 (which is binary for 7)
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@prologic (#<fawlu6q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=fawlu6q>) iirc, F=0, B=1
R= 1 L=0
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@prologic (#<fawlu6q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=fawlu6q>) this is something I only learnt from others: the first seven characters (F and Bs) are a binary representation of the row number. The last 3 chars (...
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@prologic (#<fawlu6q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=fawlu6q>) try converting it as a binary number
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Okay. Everyone doing #<AdventOfCode https://twtxt.net/search?tag=AdventOfCode>, here's the leaderboard code: `623094-892b378d`
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(#<kpgpl7q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=kpgpl7q>) and now I can't delete the duplicate twts
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(#<kpgpl7q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=kpgpl7q>) the mobile app went black and I had to restart the app
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Nope did not post that twice. That's a bug
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@prologic why do you implement error handling in your #<AdventOfCode https://twtxt.net/search?tag=AdventOfCode> solutions? There's guaranteed a correct solution somewhere in the data, and they usually don't t...
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@prologic why do you implement error handling in your #<AdventOfCode https://twtxt.net/search?tag=AdventOfCode> solutions? There's guaranteed a correct solution somewhere in the data, and they usually don't t...
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@prologic (#<guhzlyq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=guhzlyq>) I just simply multiplied it by the number of rows
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#<AdventOfCode https://twtxt.net/search?tag=AdventOfCode> part 2 today was annoying. It involves field validation and stupididly formatted test cases.
[1.9 months ago]
Ight who's completed day 3 of AOC yet?

I got rank 350 for star 1 and rank 690 for star 2

#<advent-of-code https://twtxt.net/search?tag=advent-of-code>
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@birb (#<fpjrnfq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=fpjrnfq>) since twtxt was highlighted on a popular Go language repository site.
[1.9 months ago]
Here's another truth: the world ain't round. All you people who believe the earth is round have been deceived and lied to by the government and the education system.

Instead, the earth is _not real_. That's right. Something can't have shape if it does...
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@mww (#<nmsf4aa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=nmsf4aa>) yes! Someone who knows the truth!
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@prologic (#<hxiexja https://twtxt.net/search?tag=hxiexja>) I'm not seeing where your solutions are just yet.
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@prologic (#<seclhxa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=seclhxa>) it is. Another esolang with another custom encoding scheme.
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@prologic (#<seclhxa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=seclhxa>) a language called 05AB1E and Python
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@prologic (#<dhalwhq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=dhalwhq>) no. On the AOC, you can create private leaderboards so that you can track who completed fastest out of a smaller group than the default public/globa...
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If enough twtizens join aoc, I'll make a private leaderboard for this pod.
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@prologic (#<xjgpjxa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=xjgpjxa>) you get points for being in the first 100 to complete each part. 1st gets 100 points, 2nd gets 99 and so on until you get to the 100th, who gets 1 p...
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@prologic (#<xjgpjxa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=xjgpjxa>) (today that is)
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@prologic (#<xjgpjxa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=xjgpjxa>) which I haven't managed to do in 2 years. I got 1788th for part 1
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@prologic (#<xjgpjxa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=xjgpjxa>) now all you need to do is try and get in the first 100 for each day
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@prologic @adi (#<qqgzqfa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=qqgzqfa>) no, Park Lane and Mayfair is a monopoly.
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@adi @prologic (#<nfwt72a https://twtxt.net/search?tag=nfwt72a>) just go pick it up lol. Nothing beats a nice large fries.
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@prologic (#<nfwt72a https://twtxt.net/search?tag=nfwt72a>) I was ordering MacDonald's on the app and this came up
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Mmmmm yes, I love the taste of `TextView` objects! Makes the meal taste even better :p

![](https://twtxt.net/media/5PcLLhhmBE6gnsnoi7oijL)
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![](https://twtxt.net/media/gP9NhugEGz8MxRNTEMnvkN)

Just a little something I did at my local Bunnings
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@prologic (#<qqgzqfa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=qqgzqfa>) okay second question: what's a git submodule?
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@stats @prologic (#<cqbl3ia https://twtxt.net/search?tag=cqbl3ia>) out of curiosity: what inspired the creation of twtxt.net and the twt.social project?
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@prologic (#<aiapu3q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=aiapu3q>) I mean, it pretty much assumes you'll be doing it on computer, seeing as how it requires problems to be solved with extremely long inputs. I don't t...
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@prologic (#<aiapu3q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=aiapu3q>) oh wait you mean responsive as in "fits the mobile screen" rather than "didn't load and froze"
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@prologic (#<aiapu3q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=aiapu3q>) uh, but it loads perfectly fine on my phone. Note that there's only been one day so far, and that it unlocks one day at a time.

Is there a timer ne...
[1.9 months ago]
Hey are any of y'all doing the Advent of code this year? https://adventofcode.com/2020
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@prologic (#<zghqwkq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=zghqwkq>) :o you mean this sentence is in that box?
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@prologic (#<zghqwkq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=zghqwkq>) bruh come down the Hunter region way. We've currently got rain, lighting and thunder, not to mention wind.
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@prologic (#<zghqwkq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=zghqwkq>) oh so it's still hot where you are?
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@nlogn @prologic (#<jladjxq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=jladjxq>) exactly what I was thinking!
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@prologic how's the weather in Brisbane right now?
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What's everyone's favourite Christmas song? Mine is currently https://youtu.be/nranUeNkXpM
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@prologic (#<e44cxiq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=e44cxiq>) I say once upon a time because they patched it
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@prologic (#<e44cxiq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=e44cxiq>) having said that, once upon a time, if you went to google translate, set detect language, took the result of that and translated it again using dete...
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@prologic (#<e44cxiq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=e44cxiq>) even my username is uncreatively named...I sat at my keyboard randomly typing combinations of l's, y's, x's and other letters until I found somethin...
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@prologic (#<e44cxiq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=e44cxiq>) a crigney golfing language called [Keg](https://github.com/Lyxal/Keg). Nothing to do with alcohol, as its name is an acronym for Keyboard Golfed. I'...
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Sometimes I wonder how I managed to get 94 github followers.
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I guess Mariah Carey is gonna see a massive spike in sales/relevance today lol #<25-days https://twtxt.net/search?tag=25-days>
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I've got more twt followers than all the world's leaders (I think).
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@prologic (#<m7jkcta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=m7jkcta>) when I try to click on my repositories tab on github, I get a server error 500
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These twts may seem rapidfire, but github's being special again not letting me see my repositories. "Server Error 500". Not the first time. :( #<github-problems https://twtxt.net/search?tag=github-problems>
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It's now that time of year where I no longer hold a grudge against Christmas decorations at retail stores. But frick I ain't looking forward to two months of carols and stuff. #<26-days https://twtxt.net/search?tag=26-days>
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@prologic (#<dzxnjcq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=dzxnjcq>) that explains the 162 new entries on the RSS feed lol. I saw the notification for my reader and it said `162 new entries` and I assumed there must h...
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@stats @prologic (#<5xuj3pa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=5xuj3pa>) so where could I find these archived twts
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@stats (#<5xuj3pa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=5xuj3pa>) I would have edited the original twt but I can't do that on mobile yet. And I don't know if that's a planned feature that's coming and I just need to wait.
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@stats (#<5xuj3pa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=5xuj3pa>) frick, I meant archived twts
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@stats (#<5xuj3pa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=5xuj3pa>) 271k cached twts? Wow, that sure is quite a lot!
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https://twtxt.net/user/dooven/twtxt.txt' href='/user/at/921868be5c398e1ba?n=dooven'>@dooven @prologic (#<4ga774q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=4ga774q>) okay then. ~~ @prologic~~ @<dooven https://twtxt.net/us...
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@prologic what was the inspiration for calling the twtxt.net mobile app Goryon?
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(#<y5ljj2q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=y5ljj2q>) and I'm not saying it's a bad and terrible sin, I'm just saying that I found something extremely minor. #<give-it-extremely-low-priority https://twtxt.net/search?tag=give-it-extremely-low-priority>
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[There's a typo on the register page](https://twtxt.net/register). `loose` should be `lose`. #<pedanticness https://twtxt.net/search?tag=pedanticness> #<im-not-opening-an-issue-on-github-because-even-im-not-that-petty https://twtxt.net/search?tag=im-no...
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@prologic (#<t4mtwja https://twtxt.net/search?tag=t4mtwja>) 👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌👌👌👌
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@prologic how hot is it for you in Queensland today? It reached over 40 down here in the Hunter region.
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@prologic (#<yhoms7q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=yhoms7q>) "please be patient with us". While I know it means "cut us some slack we're people too", I can't help but think of the more literal meaning "please ...
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@prologic (#<ef4dm4q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=ef4dm4q>) what no I was saying "congratulations on getting through the root canal" 😂
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@prologic (#<ef4dm4q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=ef4dm4q>) woo! 😁😁😁
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@prologic (#<zovoqbq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=zovoqbq>) um it's probably just me but I can't see it
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Wait which repo do I create an issue for the Web version?
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@prologic (#<lhu6qca https://twtxt.net/search?tag=lhu6qca>) 😲 I finally get to use the github app for what they intended!
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@dooven @prologic (#<lhu6qca https://twtxt.net/search?tag=lhu6qca>) ah, I was simply looking for a solution which required y'all to do as little as possible. I don't ...
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@dooven @prologic (#<lhu6qca https://twtxt.net/search?tag=lhu6qca>) that'd definitely be a helpful alternative. I'd be interested!
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@prologic (#<lhu6qca https://twtxt.net/search?tag=lhu6qca>) I recall reading that. I personally just want a way to know when someone has said something.
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@prologic (#<lhu6qca https://twtxt.net/search?tag=lhu6qca>) well I would say a link at the bottom of the home page would be more accessible. Once I have the feed, I'll place it in the rss reader on my phone.
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@prologic (#<lhu6qca https://twtxt.net/search?tag=lhu6qca>) do you mean the HTML head element? If so, I'll have to wait until I'm back at my computer.
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@prologic (#<igfvlyq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=igfvlyq>) I'd say a root canal is pretty serious. 🤔
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@prologic (#<lhu6qca https://twtxt.net/search?tag=lhu6qca>) yeah, that feed. Can I make a rss? Because then that'd be a form of push notifications
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@prologic (#<igfvlyq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=igfvlyq>) well if it's any consolation, my thoughts and prayers are with you while you go through the operation!
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Also, is there a way to get an rss feed of the global twtxt timeline?
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@prologic has the root canal been performed yet?
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(#<2zuaexq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=2zuaexq>) and I'm tempted to say that it _was_ a helpful recommendation
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(#<2zuaexq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=2zuaexq>) and the award for loading my embedded image goes to _not that post_
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Dang, YouTube low-key trynna be dark and edgy while making you feel bad for not saying it's a good video recommendation. !

[](https://twtxt.net/media/CmcmmZKUc3Hf8FHmnM8AVQ)
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@prologic (#<csrqgsq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=csrqgsq>) and before you comment saying "ah, that's a spelling typo", yes, I did know.

Still, the wait/build up to the operation is probably worse than the a...
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@prologic (#<csrqgsq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=csrqgsq>) a root cancel? Gosh, your teeth must be really unpopular or have done something controversial to be cancelled by social media 🤣
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(#<twitpra https://twtxt.net/search?tag=twitpra>) also, twitpra
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(#<twitpra https://twtxt.net/search?tag=twitpra>) for context, imagine there's no covid and society is back to normal
[2.2 months ago]
Okay so if I'm avoiding you in public, it ain't because I don't like you but because I'm terrible at interacting with other humans on a unpredictable basis.
[2.2 months ago]
It's November but it feels like it's actually late December smh
[2.3 months ago]
@prologic (#<4vtpyqa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=4vtpyqa>) timeline tab no show every twt. Discover tab do.
[2.3 months ago]
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@prologic (#<eawkjwq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=eawkjwq>) but it definitely does hide _some_ twts
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@prologic (#<eawkjwq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=eawkjwq>) oh nevermind it's fixed 🤣
[2.3 months ago]
Okay so the timeline tab on mobile only shows @prologic's twts but discover shows everyone's. Feature or a bug?
[2.3 months ago]
@prologic (#<aimro3a https://twtxt.net/search?tag=aimro3a>) beautiful 👌
[2.4 months ago]
@prologic (#<fmemspa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=fmemspa>) no. Just out of peas
[2.4 months ago]
Also, why comic sans on the registers?

 ![](https://twtxt.net/media/rT7ERKREFkwJXrsT5uUDoJ)

🙃
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@prologic (#<tydtciq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=tydtciq>) I use the mentions tab on mobile now.
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@prologic (#<tydtciq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=tydtciq>) I remember to keep checking to see if I'm mentioned. Not much planned for today.
[2.5 months ago]
@prologic (#<ls2pnaa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=ls2pnaa>) 10

Because I already did
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@prologic (#<6krluma https://twtxt.net/search?tag=6krluma>) I only found this place through GitHub recommending the repository for twtext
[2.5 months ago]
Other people: find twtext via advertising of this pod

Me: hey, that's a cool github repository. I wonder what it's about?
[2.5 months ago]
Okay this mobile app is really cool!
[2.5 months ago]
@prologic (#<s74ktga https://twtxt.net/search?tag=s74ktga>) well I'm starting uni next year as I've just finished high school (hence my recent hiatus). There's a mobile app?
[2.5 months ago]
I'm back y'all. What's changed?
[3.9 months ago]
I envy you @prologic...you don't have to put up with daylight saving because Queensland decided to be sensible.
[3.9 months ago]
Another topic altogether: when I joined twt.social, I didn't have a twitter account. But now that I have, and have used it for a while, I don't think I ever _will_ have a twitter account.
[3.9 months ago]
@lyxal (#<u6igc5a https://twtxt.net/search?tag=u6igc5a>) I don't know what team that is though, yet alone the actual sport.
[3.9 months ago]
When your video conference company profits as a result of a pandemic:

 ![](https://twtxt.net/media/jjUFaTmozmtkvVKGaMKvoG)

#<todayIlearnt https://twtxt.net/search?tag=todayIlearnt> #<zoom-sponser https://twtxt.net/search?tag=zoom-sponser> #<aussie-ne...
[3.9 months ago]
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@prologic (#<yrrrn4a https://twtxt.net/search?tag=yrrrn4a>) I like a good storm! But clear skies down here. ![](https://twtxt.net/media/iksZkMgSMrCKqmUp689ECi)
[4.1 months ago]
@prologic (#<mp374ya https://twtxt.net/search?tag=mp374ya>) Warners Bay, taken with night mode to make it brighter.
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@prologic (#<zhmhn6q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=zhmhn6q>) aw shucks. I'm not usually one to take pictures so I appreciate the encouragement!
[4.3 months ago]
ABC: Teenage girl believed shot with arrow at Ipswich supermarket taken to 
hospital.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-22/teenage-girl-in-hospital-after-alleged-crossbow-attack-ipswich/12690636

We found the Florida man everyone!
[4.3 months ago]
@lyxal (#<zhmhn6q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=zhmhn6q>) not very good quality, I know, but what do you expect from phone cameras?
[4.3 months ago]
![](https://twtxt.net/media/UXUanM9bkUSYpx2w2QqhJ)

Taken yesterday at Lake Macquarie
[4.3 months ago]
@prologic @vgn @dooven (#<vpsntmq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=vpsntmq>) hol' up you worked at Facebook? Epic!
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@prologic (#<3ts5gpq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=3ts5gpq>) I don't know! Must be all the people looking at Woolworths kotara
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@prologic (#<3ts5gpq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=3ts5gpq>) ![](https://twtxt.net/media/3SMKHrkSmupCATvK3GDBnE)

Alright fine there's more than one bottle
[4.4 months ago]
Why is a picture of a bottle of milk at Woolworths my most viewed photo on Google Maps? Did 11,172 people say "wow, that's great milk from _January_"?
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@prologic (#<qhfgvbq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=qhfgvbq>) no, I just happen to shop there often, and decide to make jokes out of what they do! 😛
[4.5 months ago]
@prologic (#<52xeltq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=52xeltq>) Happy Birthday! (even if it is a day late!) 🎁🎁🎉🎉🎂
[4.5 months ago]
Head of Coles Marketing: how long until Halloween? 

Assistant: a month and a few weeks away. Please don't go releasing Halloween products early again. 

Head of marketing: **Unleash the products!**

Assistant (under their breath): I really need a bett...
[4.5 months ago]
@prologic @lukem @antonio (#<3era3ta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=3era3ta>) No, _unless_ it's mentioned before references. S...
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@antonio @prologic (#<3era3ta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=3era3ta>) essentially, get from one random article to another random article as quick as possible.
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@prologic (#<3era3ta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=3era3ta>) you know how people compete to finish games as fast as possible? Wikipedia speedruns are going from one random article to another random article as ...
[4.6 months ago]
Oh and yes, I'm a Wikipedia speedrunner. Not verified yet because speedrun.com doesn't have Wikipedia as a valid category yet.
[4.6 months ago]
It's funny when searching for "how to speedrun Wikipedia", instead of giving specific rules for Wikipedia speedruns, it gives speedrun information for other games and Wikipedia articles.
[4.7 months ago]
Don't hate me, but you just lost the game!
[4.7 months ago]
It's absolutely annoying when you're typing/writing something and words from a conversation you're having on the side manage to find their way into your document.
[4.7 months ago]
@lukem (#<kn55crq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=kn55crq>) haha! Incompetent ones obviously! 😝
[4.7 months ago]
Head of Kelloggs: I feel like our brand is too simple. Let's add a bit of confusion to the mix!

Assistant: B...but that's a terrible idea.

Head: Not at all! We'll say we're selling our original cereal and make sure supermarkets advertise it as newly ...
[4.7 months ago]
@prologic (#<hxjnria https://twtxt.net/search?tag=hxjnria>) I'd quite enjoy it if this community grew exponentially in size actually.
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@prologic (#<hxjnria https://twtxt.net/search?tag=hxjnria>) It's mostly due to the warm welcome of the community!
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@felipeweber (#<raflo6q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=raflo6q>) well howdy! Welcome to what will probably become your new favourite website!
[4.7 months ago]
Also, twting is increasingly becoming my favourite hobby.
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The earth isn't flat. The earth isn't round. Wake up to the government conspiracies people...



The earth **doesn't exist**.

#<no-earth-society https://twtxt.net/search?tag=no-earth-society>
https://www.reddit.com/r/Noearthsociety/
[4.8 months ago]
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@prologic (#<elzfuda https://twtxt.net/search?tag=elzfuda>) hey, where have all my first twts gone?
[4.8 months ago]
Also, how people were able to express theirselves with only 140 chars for so long amazes me.
[4.8 months ago]
"Piglins can help you out in the nether" they said.

"They can give you ender pearls with a 4% chance" they said.

Well screw piglins because I've barted with them over 60 times and haven't gotten a single ender pearl.

#<frick-the-nether https://twtxt...
[4.8 months ago]
The real question is why it's called a "cold" if you end up feeling overly hot most of the time?
[4.8 months ago]
@prologic @felixp7 @twtxt (#<xoik6ta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=xoik6ta>) hehe your profile image is stretched on your com...
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@prologic @twilightsparkle (#<pyjecyq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=pyjecyq>) that's more attention than my esolangs ever gained
[4.8 months ago]
Sometimes, people say to me "Lyxal, why are you Lyxal?". I respond "jokes on you, you're not real" because no one ever asks (why would anyone ask anyway...I just am)
[4.8 months ago]
I'm such a prankster... my minecraft username is `NotLyxal`, which is ironic because I am. 😂😂😂😂
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@prologic (#<45clxta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=45clxta>) and it shows up in the conversation for me. 🤔
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@prologic (#<45clxta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=45clxta>) I pressed reply like I did with this one
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Gaming videos would be a whole lot better if they started with "this video is not sponsored by..." and just plugged some random company they have absolutely no affiliation with.
[4.8 months ago]
@prologic @slashdot (#<iiwrvkq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=iiwrvkq>) `19-IVCOD`. Nineteen minus four cods!
[4.9 months ago]
@prologic (#<a7rbava https://twtxt.net/search?tag=a7rbava>) for a better example of a golfing Lang, look for 05ab1e or Jelly (the one by Dennis)
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@prologic (#<a7rbava https://twtxt.net/search?tag=a7rbava>) no, it's a "golfing" language and is stack based rather than cell based.
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(#<ttjiyqa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=ttjiyqa>) wow, not being able to include newlines really kinda spoils the joke. :/
[4.9 months ago]
Head of marketing at Coles to assistant: Tell me, how many days left until Christmas? Assistant: 113 days sir. Marketing: Perfect. Let's roll out the Christmas puddings Assistant: But isn't it too early? Marketing: Did I stutter? *Later t...
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(#<a7rbava https://twtxt.net/search?tag=a7rbava>) @prologic dang, I didn't think of that. Guess I'll be uninstalling Grammarly then.
[4.9 months ago]
Hey guys, am I using Grammarly correctly? ![](https://twtxt.net/media/iEwSV8YT2D7HAiKCFpzsvQ) I feel like it doesn't like my text ;P
[5.0 months ago]
@prologic `template: settings:26:60: executing "content" at <.User.Profile>: wrong number of args for Profile: want 1 got 0` happens when I try to access settings. Did you forget to pass an argument to a chan...
[5.0 months ago]
There is nothing scarier than getting exam results. Especially if everyone else already has theirs because you weren't there when they were handed out. #<me_irl https://twtxt.net/search?tag=me_irl> #<exams_gang https://twtxt.net/search?tag=exams_gang>
[5.0 months ago]
I've often thought that writing witty tweets was relatively easy. It turns out it kinda ain't
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@prologic Wait we still have those in Australia?
[5.0 months ago]
@prologic 2 minutes? How fast are the pieces moving? 😛
[5.0 months ago]
@prologic @code_golf (#<fizzbuzz https://twtxt.net/search?tag=fizzbuzz> #<code_golf https://twtxt.net/search?tag=code_golf>) the language is called Vyxal and `jM` are the command line flags used
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@code_golf (#<fizzbuzz https://twtxt.net/search?tag=fizzbuzz> #<code_golf https://twtxt.net/search?tag=code_golf>) **Vyxal, `jM`, 18 bytes**: `Ĥƛ3∻ı½¬*n5∻ı½∧*+n⟇`
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@prologic @code_golf (#<fizzbuzz https://twtxt.net/search?tag=fizzbuzz> #<code-golf https://twtxt.net/search?tag=code-golf>) bruh you've got superfluous spaces
[5.1 months ago]
@lukem @prologic (Rick Astley) It was *very* intentional. Get rickroll'd 😜
[5.1 months ago]
@prologic I think you didn't watch the video... I think it's a great way of taking our data back from the massive cooperations.
[5.1 months ago]
After having used twt for a few days now, I decided to properly understand what decentralisation means. I found that [this](http://alturl.com/rqkte) video helped explain things. The link is shortend to make this twt not have too many characters in it.