@lyxal | show @replies
[78 updates]
# run this to follow @lyxal in the app
[3 days ago]
@prologic (#<zhmhn6q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=zhmhn6q>) aw shucks. I'm not usually one to take pictures so I appreciate the encouragement!
[3 days ago]
ABC: Teenage girl believed shot with arrow at Ipswich supermarket taken to 
hospital.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-22/teenage-girl-in-hospital-after-alleged-crossbow-attack-ipswich/12690636

We found the Florida man everyone!
[3 days ago]
@lyxal (#<zhmhn6q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=zhmhn6q>) not very good quality, I know, but what do you expect from phone cameras?
[3 days ago]
![](https://twtxt.net/media/UXUanM9bkUSYpx2w2QqhJ)

Taken yesterday at Lake Macquarie
[3 days ago]
@prologic @vgn @dooven (#<vpsntmq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=vpsntmq>) hol' up you worked at Facebook? Epic!
[6 days ago]
@prologic (#<3ts5gpq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=3ts5gpq>) I don't know! Must be all the people looking at Woolworths kotara
[6 days ago]
@prologic (#<3ts5gpq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=3ts5gpq>) ![](https://twtxt.net/media/3SMKHrkSmupCATvK3GDBnE)

Alright fine there's more than one bottle
[6 days ago]
Why is a picture of a bottle of milk at Woolworths my most viewed photo on Google Maps? Did 11,172 people say "wow, that's great milk from _January_"?
[7 days ago]
[8 days ago]
@prologic (#<qhfgvbq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=qhfgvbq>) no, I just happen to shop there often, and decide to make jokes out of what they do! 😛
[9 days ago]
@prologic (#<52xeltq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=52xeltq>) Happy Birthday! (even if it is a day late!) 🎁🎁🎉🎉🎂
[9 days ago]
Head of Coles Marketing: how long until Halloween? 

Assistant: a month and a few weeks away. Please don't go releasing Halloween products early again. 

Head of marketing: **Unleash the products!**

Assistant (under their breath): I really need a bett...
[11 days ago]
@prologic @lukem @antonio (#<3era3ta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=3era3ta>) No, _unless_ it's mentioned before references. S...
[11 days ago]
@antonio @prologic (#<3era3ta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=3era3ta>) essentially, get from one random article to another random article as quick as possible.
[11 days ago]
[13 days ago]
@prologic (#<3era3ta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=3era3ta>) you know how people compete to finish games as fast as possible? Wikipedia speedruns are going from one random article to another random article as ...
[13 days ago]
Oh and yes, I'm a Wikipedia speedrunner. Not verified yet because speedrun.com doesn't have Wikipedia as a valid category yet.
[13 days ago]
It's funny when searching for "how to speedrun Wikipedia", instead of giving specific rules for Wikipedia speedruns, it gives speedrun information for other games and Wikipedia articles.
[2 weeks ago]
Don't hate me, but you just lost the game!
[2 weeks ago]
It's absolutely annoying when you're typing/writing something and words from a conversation you're having on the side manage to find their way into your document.
[2 weeks ago]
@lukem (#<kn55crq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=kn55crq>) haha! Incompetent ones obviously! 😝
[2 weeks ago]
Head of Kelloggs: I feel like our brand is too simple. Let's add a bit of confusion to the mix!

Assistant: B...but that's a terrible idea.

Head: Not at all! We'll say we're selling our original cereal and make sure supermarkets advertise it as newly ...
[2 weeks ago]
@prologic (#<hxjnria https://twtxt.net/search?tag=hxjnria>) I'd quite enjoy it if this community grew exponentially in size actually.
[2 weeks ago]
@prologic (#<hxjnria https://twtxt.net/search?tag=hxjnria>) It's mostly due to the warm welcome of the community!
[2 weeks ago]
@felipeweber (#<raflo6q https://twtxt.net/search?tag=raflo6q>) well howdy! Welcome to what will probably become your new favourite website!
[2 weeks ago]
Also, twting is increasingly becoming my favourite hobby.
[2 weeks ago]
[2 weeks ago]
[2 weeks ago]
The earth isn't flat. The earth isn't round. Wake up to the government conspiracies people...



The earth **doesn't exist**.

#<no-earth-society https://twtxt.net/search?tag=no-earth-society>
https://www.reddit.com/r/Noearthsociety/
[3 weeks ago]
[3 weeks ago]
@prologic (#<elzfuda https://twtxt.net/search?tag=elzfuda>) hey, where have all my first twts gone?
[3 weeks ago]
Also, how people were able to express theirselves with only 140 chars for so long amazes me.
[3 weeks ago]
"Piglins can help you out in the nether" they said.

"They can give you ender pearls with a 4% chance" they said.

Well screw piglins because I've barted with them over 60 times and haven't gotten a single ender pearl.

#<frick-the-nether https://twtxt...
[3 weeks ago]
The real question is why it's called a "cold" if you end up feeling overly hot most of the time?
[3 weeks ago]
@prologic @felixp7 @twtxt (#<xoik6ta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=xoik6ta>) hehe your profile image is stretched on your com...
[3 weeks ago]
@prologic @twilightsparkle (#<pyjecyq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=pyjecyq>) that's more attention than my esolangs ever gained
[3 weeks ago]
Sometimes, people say to me "Lyxal, why are you Lyxal?". I respond "jokes on you, you're not real" because no one ever asks (why would anyone ask anyway...I just am)
[3 weeks ago]
I'm such a prankster... my minecraft username is `NotLyxal`, which is ironic because I am. 😂😂😂😂
[3 weeks ago]
[3 weeks ago]
@prologic (#<45clxta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=45clxta>) and it shows up in the conversation for me. 🤔
[3 weeks ago]
@prologic (#<45clxta https://twtxt.net/search?tag=45clxta>) I pressed reply like I did with this one
[3 weeks ago]
Gaming videos would be a whole lot better if they started with "this video is not sponsored by..." and just plugged some random company they have absolutely no affiliation with.
[3 weeks ago]
@prologic @slashdot (#<iiwrvkq https://twtxt.net/search?tag=iiwrvkq>) `19-IVCOD`. Nineteen minus four cods!
[3 weeks ago]
@prologic (#<a7rbava https://twtxt.net/search?tag=a7rbava>) for a better example of a golfing Lang, look for 05ab1e or Jelly (the one by Dennis)
[3 weeks ago]
@prologic (#<a7rbava https://twtxt.net/search?tag=a7rbava>) no, it's a "golfing" language and is stack based rather than cell based.
[3 weeks ago]
[3 weeks ago]
(#<ttjiyqa https://twtxt.net/search?tag=ttjiyqa>) wow, not being able to include newlines really kinda spoils the joke. :/
[3 weeks ago]
Head of marketing at Coles to assistant: Tell me, how many days left until Christmas? Assistant: 113 days sir. Marketing: Perfect. Let's roll out the Christmas puddings Assistant: But isn't it too early? Marketing: Did I stutter? *Later t...
[3 weeks ago]
(#<a7rbava https://twtxt.net/search?tag=a7rbava>) @prologic dang, I didn't think of that. Guess I'll be uninstalling Grammarly then.
[3 weeks ago]
Hey guys, am I using Grammarly correctly? ![](https://twtxt.net/media/iEwSV8YT2D7HAiKCFpzsvQ) I feel like it doesn't like my text ;P
[3 weeks ago]
@prologic `template: settings:26:60: executing "content" at <.User.Profile>: wrong number of args for Profile: want 1 got 0` happens when I try to access settings. Did you forget to pass an argument to a chan...
[3 weeks ago]
There is nothing scarier than getting exam results. Especially if everyone else already has theirs because you weren't there when they were handed out. #<me_irl https://twtxt.net/search?tag=me_irl> #<exams_gang https://twtxt.net/search?tag=exams_gang>
[4 weeks ago]
I've often thought that writing witty tweets was relatively easy. It turns out it kinda ain't
[4 weeks ago]
[4 weeks ago]
@prologic Wait we still have those in Australia?
[4 weeks ago]
@prologic 2 minutes? How fast are the pieces moving? 😛
[4 weeks ago]
@prologic @code_golf (#<fizzbuzz https://twtxt.net/search?tag=fizzbuzz> #<code_golf https://twtxt.net/search?tag=code_golf>) the language is called Vyxal and `jM` are the command line flags used
[4 weeks ago]
@code_golf (#<fizzbuzz https://twtxt.net/search?tag=fizzbuzz> #<code_golf https://twtxt.net/search?tag=code_golf>) **Vyxal, `jM`, 18 bytes**: `Ĥƛ3∻ı½¬*n5∻ı½∧*+n⟇`
[4 weeks ago]
@prologic @code_golf (#<fizzbuzz https://twtxt.net/search?tag=fizzbuzz> #<code-golf https://twtxt.net/search?tag=code-golf>) bruh you've got superfluous spaces
[4 weeks ago]
@lukem @prologic (Rick Astley) It was *very* intentional. Get rickroll'd 😜
[4 weeks ago]
@prologic I think you didn't watch the video... I think it's a great way of taking our data back from the massive cooperations.
[4 weeks ago]
After having used twt for a few days now, I decided to properly understand what decentralisation means. I found that [this](http://alturl.com/rqkte) video helped explain things. The link is shortend to make this twt not have too many characters in it.
[4 weeks ago]
A way to automatically see what people are replying to would be great #<feature-request https://twtxt.net/search?tag=feature-request> E.g. Have the replies inline under the original twt
[4 weeks ago]
@prologic now all mentions are doubled up
[4 weeks ago]
@prologic (re quietness) it's probably just a busy day for everyone
[4 weeks ago]
Others like a coffee of a morning. But for me, a nice cup of tea is suffice!
[4 weeks ago]
@prologic Morning to you too!
[4 weeks ago]
@prologic @petstorm @twtxt @dooven (re mass following) I'm not saying it's bad or...
[4 weeks ago]
@prologic I don't think there's much coal dust around these days.
[4 weeks ago]
@prologic @petstorm I guess I should have warned you about things like that... Over on github, they are following 11k+ people! 🤔
[4 weeks ago]
@prologic I see you're up north of where I am. Newcastle is my city! 😛
[4 weeks ago]
@prologic which part of the country are you from? Are you over on the east coast like me or further west?
[4 weeks ago]
[4 weeks ago]
@razetime it's called "bless up" or something.
[4 weeks ago]
@razetime thanks, I found it from my recommended repositories over on GitHub.
[4 weeks ago]
Okay I just got my first ever reddit award (not gold sadly) and I feel **epic**. Also, I just discovered twt uses markdown. *Truly epic* Also, [I've spread the word about this site!](https://chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/55358192)
[4 weeks ago]
Thanks for all the greetings y'all! 😁
[4 weeks ago]
Holy heck I took so long to create an account here because I forgot to click "add password" (auto-generated fwiw) to my password manager. Took two password resets but I finally got there.