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# run this to follow @boxofbats in the app
twtxt follow boxofbats https://www.boxofbats.com/t/
[3 weeks ago]
so long, and thanks for all the fish. unlike, unfollow, and unsubscribe
[3.1 months ago]
decently decadent decedent
[3.1 months ago]
decently decadent decedent
[3.9 months ago]
IO.putsch
[5.2 months ago]
BECOME AS GODS! BECOME AS GODS!
[6.8 months ago]
kys yourself, after which you will rip in peace
[6.8 months ago]
hello daddy / hello mom / I’m a m-m-monkey bomb
[8.9 months ago]
quantized beer
[9.2 months ago]
postposition when when
[9.2 months ago]
postposition when
[1.0 year ago]
inadvisable: watching videos of people making desserts when hungry and trying to postpone your next meal
[1.1 years ago]
cacodemon, cocoademon, keikakudemon
[1.1 years ago]
slow, deliberate 71
[1.1 years ago]
key-Valium store
[1.1 years ago]
“Personalized Settings (Not Responding)” is my co-pilot
[1.1 years ago]
sure they’ve had rockets for a thousand years but our vampires are way cooler
[1.1 years ago]
boku no pico de gallo
[1.2 years ago]
the nice thing about being bad at Overwatch is that after a game ends I can plug my SR into Wikipedia and get a miniature history lesson
[1.2 years ago]
I swear I’m eating this meal only to give myself license to eat dessert immediately afterwards
[1.2 years ago]
(((bacon cheeseburger)))
[1.2 years ago]
pl_cbble
[1.3 years ago]
Old and busted: keeping a zibaldone, a hodgepodge of notes. New hotness: keeping a shibaldone, a hodgepodge of things that piss you off
[1.3 years ago]
knowing people well enough to want to wish them a happy birthday but not so well that they merit an entry in your address book
[1.3 years ago]
Do we have any cause to believe that Harambe was not Satoshi Nakamoto?
[1.3 years ago]
ethical games in the journalism industry
[1.4 years ago]
I’ve gotten used to walking by bridges that say “burn me, buuuuurrrrrnnn meeeeeee” as I walk by, but now they’re taking singing lessons and harmonizing with each other
[1.4 years ago]
Samus’ daughter, Donna K’
[1.4 years ago]
I am sitting chest-deep in shit in the lotus position and I am at peace
[1.5 years ago]
buriza kyanon cookie dough
[1.5 years ago]
opportunistic donut consumption
[1.5 years ago]
In Overwatch, nothing coordinates ultimates at lower skill levels quite as well as a ten-second countdown timer.
[1.5 years ago]
two pharahs on the other team? looks partially cloudy with a 100% chance of justice overnight
[1.5 years ago]
we had independence days before they were cool
[1.5 years ago]
I used to have daddy issues, but I let my subscription lapse.
[1.5 years ago]
next week on DETECTIVES WITH BUTLERS: Who would win in a fight — Watari or Alfred?
[1.5 years ago]
Evidently I do.
[1.5 years ago]
do I buy twice as much as I planned to get just to save $4 on shipping?
[1.5 years ago]
[''.join(x) for x in list(itertools.permutations("LMAO"))]
[1.5 years ago]
also, “what planet are you on” is now a legitimate question to ask on some corners of the internet
[1.5 years ago]
someone gave me a planet and I didn’t have to give up my long island iced teas
[1.5 years ago]
Tokugawa Shotgun Eight
[1.5 years ago]
“Your valor is unsurpassed” [shows you how your valor compares to all your friends]
[1.5 years ago]
I wonder what percentage of adult Americans would wear a tie to the zombie apocalypse.
[1.5 years ago]
Just had two large glasses of milk. If I’m tempted to go for a third, I’m going to get some ice cream like I wanted all along.
[1.5 years ago]
update: I got one of those giant danishes and it was delicious and then I wanted another one several weeks later but the store didn’t have them anymore so I went on the internet and ordered an INTERNET AMERICA DANISH from <http://www.ohdanishbakery.com...
[1.5 years ago]
But nuking extra lines is harder than cleaning out blank lines
[1.5 years ago]
Now all of these jokers claim to put a newline afterwards, but I used to have joined lines
[1.5 years ago]
I mean the obvious rule is “everyone spit out a newline after your post” but I don’t think everyone does…did…it like that
[1.5 years ago]
because nobody likes defensive newlines
[1.5 years ago]
in case you’re wondering, I’m trying to find out where my extraneous newlines are coming from
[1.5 years ago]
also apparently Ruby wants my head
[1.5 years ago]
I mean, it’s there, but…yeah.
[1.5 years ago]
what’s up with the guy requesting /t/index.txt though
[1.5 years ago]
the number one thing I love about you is that none of you claim to be like Gecko
[1.5 years ago]
you people make me view my server logs and I just want to say I love you all
[1.6 years ago]
oh, *publish* the blog post? very funny.
[1.6 years ago]
blog blog blog
[1.6 years ago]
why are they called navy seals when all the pinnipeds I’ve seen are gray or brown?
[1.6 years ago]
this is me simultaneously wishing I had gotten that giant danish at the store and being glad that passed it by because of all the sugar and carbs in it that made me crave desserts for two weeks and caused me to gain five pounds
[1.6 years ago]
Nothing says “Saturday night” like prunes and Buffalo wings!
[1.6 years ago]
Just committed some ESLint and jsfmt config files after some thoughtful deliberation on what their settings should be. Put another way, it is quite possible for one-man projects to have bikeshedding discussions.
[1.6 years ago]
I beat the Let’s Encrypt. The end guy was hard.
[1.6 years ago]
Buriza Can-Do Attitude
[1.6 years ago]
If your solo MMR is higher than your party, then you’re a toxic flamer who abuses the people closest to you and makes them play worse. If your party MMR is higher than your solo then you get carried by your friends all the time and have no initiative.
[1.6 years ago]
But what if we drew naked people on the OUTSIDE of a church roof?
[1.6 years ago]
Contemporary problems in nudity: you’be been working up a storm cleaning house, but your phone thinks you’ve been a slug all day and haven’t gotten out of bed.
[1.6 years ago]
Babyproofing as a service
[1.6 years ago]
Finally got around to trying Miss Piggy's diet advice. Sure felt weird to eat a four-course meal in the bathroom.
[1.6 years ago]
Good idea: flashing your keyboard shortly after you get it. Bad idea: flashing your beehive shortly after you get it.
[1.6 years ago]
dipsomania
[1.6 years ago]
∞⚔
[1.6 years ago]
I’m going to celebrate Prince’s passing by watching the one Animaniacs episode where Dot mishears “dust for fingerprints”.
[1.6 years ago]
I want someone to make haircoveredtattoos.tumblr.com where they show pictures of tattoos — but after the hair on the body grows back. Tattoos made on hairless and low-hair body parts aren’t shown.
[1.6 years ago]
Progress — today’s shower’s bloody nose was only single-barreled.
[1.6 years ago]
did you know there are EU laws on what you must do with your weee? https://www.boxofbats.com/x/2016-04-21-weee.jpeg
[1.7 years ago]
Watching season 2 of Aldnoah.Zero. If “Varia” is “barrier”, is “Barouhcruz” “Veracruz”?
[1.7 years ago]
wore a pair of socks for about an hour and a half and now I don’t need to wear them anymore…so into the hamper they go. I feel I didn’t amortize them enough, but I’m not about to wear today’s socks tomorrow
[1.7 years ago]
Yakko Warner’s geography song is less grouped by location than I remember. Plus Czechoslovakia isn’t around anymore, etc.
[1.7 years ago]
but can you time-shift time?
[1.7 years ago]
I think all my posting clients add a trailing newline to my posts so I don’t _need_ to add a defensive leading newline to everything…
[1.7 years ago]
Does “shopping is hard — let’s go shopping” make any sense?
[1.7 years ago]
Not to mention that I don't really have a good place for the socks I just got…socks are hard, and this is the result of shopping.
[1.7 years ago]
The trouble is that I have plenty of old socks that are perfectly good — just not the fancy Dri-Fit things I have now.
[1.7 years ago]
Now I’m wondering if I should get of of any old socks.
[1.7 years ago]
I want a vector<deque<Sock>>, but I can only realistically have a pair<stack<Sock>>
[1.7 years ago]
“It’s like fuckin’ fish in a barrel.” “Aren’t you supposed to shoot them?”
[1.7 years ago]
I want to see an Acronym/Tommy Bahama collab
[1.7 years ago]
new game. so when this other Void said “bigote de ano”, did he mean “ass hair” or “moustache of the year”?
[1.7 years ago]
faceless void checking facebook
[1.7 years ago]
The box of cookies says “alfajor”. That’s all well and good, but what do you call the second most productive line worker at the brothel?
[1.7 years ago]
I went to a Peruvian restaurant and got lomo saltado. I was able to make a low-carb joke and a Dota joke, but I never got around to making a Stand and Deliver joke on Snapchat. On the other hand, I _did_ learn what “pique [a lo] macho” is…
[1.7 years ago]
When you think about it, aren’t all leather jackets used?
[1.7 years ago]
Snapchat in the woods drains battery like nobody's business.
[1.7 years ago]
Eating a chorizo burrito gets tagged “food”, not “jock”. Silly underslept brain.
[1.7 years ago]
As it turns out, TextExpander has %z, which expands to the current GMT offset. It's also DST-aware (Pacific Standard Time is -8, Daylight is -7). That's one less script I need in TE…
[1.7 years ago]
Or Reddit Myrrh?
[1.7 years ago]
When can I get Reddit Frankincense?
[1.7 years ago]
Postin’ from my iPhone with Drafts
[1.7 years ago]
I think Drafts is my newest twtxt client.
[1.7 years ago]
rational Ricky Ricotta fanfic
[1.7 years ago]
Note to self: it is totally OK to not get every color for a particular model of shorts.
[1.8 years ago]
In case you’re wondering, inside of a box of bats it’s too dark to read.
[1.8 years ago]
Hi, I’m a box of bats!